Even with books, I don’t think you need, or deserve, the exclamation mark for “reads almost every day.”So that’s the first thing. That’s great that you love books, but does that mean you gotta date Jonathan Safran Foer? I’m only saying that loving books doesn’t necessarily translate into dating someone who makes books, you know? ) That’s not to compare Foer, author of the widely lauded , to Fieri, a blast-ended skrewt that someone put sunglasses on. And the walks in Prospect Park, and the bike rides, and the farmer’s markets, and the co-op.

On Inauguration Day, we brought you the story of New York Post sports writer Bart Hubbuch who tweeted, and then deleted, a tweet comparing the date of Donald Trump’s inauguration to Pearl Harbor, and 9/11: Hubbuch thinks that since he tweeted that vile, malicious tweet on his own time it somehow makes a difference.She was one of the founding editors of The Gloss.com, and her writing regularly appears in such publications as Cosmopolitan, Glamour, and Maxim.Her breakup cure is gin, reruns of 30 Rock, and historical biographies. Name: Jennifer Ashley Wright Hometown: Glencoe, Illinois Current Residence: New York City Occupation: Freelance sex and dating-columnst; author.Nothing so boring, so drably , and Foer, an author most famous for helping to invent modern twee-ness, are stinkin’ up Brooklyn with their love fumes, having met through mutual friends. Or, wait, they’re a sense of superiority and a hat. The friends are probably Brooklyn-y, is what I’m saying. Regardless of who the friends are, the important thing is that Williams and Foer met, and a romance sprang out of the earth like a goddang kale plant. ) quotes some “insider” familiar with the couple, who says, “I’m not surprised that Michelle is attracted to him.