Another impressive feature was the Language Spoken section, which was so thorough I think it included Uranus. Since I typically depict myself of someone of average height in my mid thirties, I decided to experiment with an improved version of myself to see if it would net me more fish. " WORST PICK UP LINE: "There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Conversation Skills/Rapport: Apparently, I met this guy on Tinder and blew him off! WEIRDEST GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: All right, this guy is definitely not weird, but we don't have a "most awesome" category, and he deserved some screen time.Wait, that’s confusing, since tuna and all things fish are often associated with women, do men on feel emasculated? * *As always, the best and worst are interchangeable. Conversation Skills/Rapport: Scrillamen7em does not mince words."I found out he was still using the app because the location for him would change frequently, therefore he was logging in — either to swipe or message — when we weren't together," she told Mandy said she felt completely powerless, and she didn't feel that she could confront him about it.
Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy Mc Coppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin'.And since I’m a gal who enjoys a good choke out, I looked forward to going under cover and meeting some like-minded deviants. Approach/Chat Up Line: He's very sensual and blah blah blah. A tour de force of ineptitude followed, and I wound up being crumpled up like Stephen Hawking.HOT TO NOT RATIO: Tied with For Highest Ick Factor BEST PICK UP LINE: Are you from Japan? WORST PICK UP LINE: “I’m looking for a relationship.” Which was accompanied by an extreme close up of his asshole. Conversation Skills/Rapport: Jay is a man of few words, which left me nervously babbling to fill in the awkward silences and blurting out uncomfortable information—like I was molested by my uncle. Closing Skills: Vanished into the cyber dating ether. Conversational Skills/Rapport: Likes the expression LOL. Why, it hearkened back to a time when I asked a non-dominant boyfriend to spank me. To quote the great Chris Rock, “If you’re a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackhead too, or it ain’t gonna work.” Likewise.HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of 20 BEST PICK UP LINE: “I also have a law degree” WORST PICK UP LINE: "My Tekia Gadola will blow your mind” * *As always, the best and worst are interchangeable. Closing Skills: I was thrown off my his screen name: Dani with an 'i.' Seemed a tad effeminate. WEIRDEST GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: "My name is Dieter but you might know me as Sprockets—the bored, disaffected West German expressionist and minimalist talk show host." (Just kidding. HELL TO THE NO GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: Life is beautiful.NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 40 HOTTEST GUY: Approach/Chat Up Line: “I love my life and I am happy with what I have and don't have!! GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE: Approach/Chat Up Line: Quoted the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song in his "About Me" section. But it so should have been.) Conversation Skills/Rapport: The only thing that seemed to get him excited was his monkey, Klaus. Conversational Skills/Rapport: Sounded like a Persian hipster and used the word "chill" as an adjective.